The only thing that the government has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time is is pissed off, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective April 1st, 2012, your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:
11-13” Luxury Tax $30.00
8-10” Privilege Tax $15.00
5-8” Nuisance Tax $3.00
Anyone under 4” is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!
We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
* Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
* What if one’s penis is self-employed?
* Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
* Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
* Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised