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I found the following page on Facebook: Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil.

Lots of potential here, if someone would take it a little more seriously (or not). I loved what they wrote in the description:

Can we really afford to put safety on the back-burner during sexual adventures? There’s a commonly shared belief that condoms alter and distract from the pleasurable sensations of sex.

  • Cover your stump before you hump
  • Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
  • Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
  • When in doubt shroud you spout
  • Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
  • You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong
  • If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
  • If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
  • It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
  • If you slip between her thighs, condomize
  • She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
  • If you go into heat, package your meat
  • While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
  • When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
  • Especially in December, gift wrap your member
  • Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
  • Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
  • The right selection, is to protect your erection
  • Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
  • A crank with armor, will never harm her
  • If you really love her, wear a cover
  • Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake
  • Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
  • If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
  • No glove, no love
  • If you think she’ll sigh, cover old one eye
  • Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver
  • No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
  • Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
  • Avoid a frown, contain your clown
  • Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
  • Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
  • Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
  • The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
  • Cloak the joker before you poke her
  • Encase that torch before you paint her porch
  • Cape your throbber before you bob her
  • After detection sheath your erection
  • Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
  • Don’t surprise her plug your Geyser
  • Cover that lumber before you pump her
  • Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
  • She won’t bristle if you wrap your whistle
  • House your noodle then release your strudel
  • Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
  • Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
  • Cage that snake then shake and bake
  • Cover your peter it will be much neater
  • Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
  • It’s always funky to cage your monkey
  • It won’t be funny with a coatless dummy
  • It won’t be fun with an unwrapped thumb
  • It’s not much money to catch your honey
  • Don’t be a fool cover your tool
  • Hood that match then scratch that thatch
  • Stitch that switch then itch her niche
  • Wrap that tool to catch the drool
  • It ain’t no jibe to protect her hive
  • Contain that sputum before you use him
  • Restrain your log then plow her bog
  • Glove your pecker before you check her
  • Coat that slimmer before you prime her
  • Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
  • Cover old pete then grind her meat
  • Guard your peter before you meet her
  • Check your list before you tryst
  • Wrap your bate before you mate
  • Can your worm before you squirm
  • Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
  • Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
  • Bag the mole then do her hole
  • Cuff your carrot before you share it
  • Jail your number then call the plumber
  • Cover your vein then drive her insane
  • Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
  • Protect your dink then fluff her mink
  • Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
  • Hide ole harry then take her cherry
  • Wrap that spout then bore her out
  • Conceal your train don’t cause her pain
  • Guard your bridge then do her ridge >
  • Shroud your trout then make her shout
  • To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
  • Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
  • Wrap your spout to catch the trout
  • Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
  • Cover your steamer before you ream her
  • Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
  • Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
  • Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
  • Clothe the boner before you hone her
  • Got no protection? Can’t use your erection!
  • Cork your pump or [before] you don’t hump
  • No unwrapped stags get between my legs
  • Dress that erection to make a deflection
  • Contain that shanker before you spank her
  • Cap that seeder before you breed her
  • Stop the stream before you cream
  • Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
  • Protect your screw to catch that glue
  • Package your meat for a real neat treat
  • Holster your gun then shootings more fun
  • Canvas that trailer before you nail her
  • Garage the tractor then attack her
  • Net that grass hopper before you pop her
  • Sock that wanger before you bang her
  • Pen that rooster, she’ll be much looser
  • Trim your hardwood then do her real good
  • Garnish your oak then give her a poke
  • Pouch your associate then go fornicate
  • Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
  • Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
  • Catch that goat before it bloats
  • Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
  • Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
  • Prune that stalk then make her squawk
  • Wrap that rod then please her bod
  • Sheath that knife she ain’t your wife
  • House that bottle then mash her throttle
  • Sash that hash then thrash that gash
  • Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
  • Can your knob then throb her swab
  • Contain old Doug then clean her rug
  • Cover your limb before you swim
  • Retain your bailer then impail her
  • Rope your dope then make some soap
  • Net your salamander then make salad in her
  • Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
  • Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
  • Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
  • Cover your stone before you bone
  • House your hose then curl her toes
  • Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
  • Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
  • Shield your rocks then pound her box
  • Cover old sly then do her dry
  • Wrap your rail then fill her pail
  • Glove your chimney before you come in me
  • If your nude tube your dude
  • Cloak your hitter then go split her
  • Wrap your nipper before you dip her
  • Can your spam then bam that mam
  • Corral your ram then slice her ham
  • Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
  • Twist your wick then stick that prick
  • Cover old Bart then dart her tart
  • Shed old spot then do her slot
  • Drawer your pip then split her lips
  • Contain that leach then mash her peach
  • Bag your elm then take the helm
  • Constrain your gem to catch the flem
  • Catch that head cheese or I won’t spread these
  • Constrain that agate you ain’t no faggot
  • Survey your land then plant her stand
  • Before you drive her protect that diver
  • Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
  • Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
  • Cover you post then slice her roast
  • Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
  • Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
  • Contain that viper before you pipe her
  • AIDS kills so don’t be silly get that condom on your willy

BE SAFE, USE A CONDOM

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